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John

July 02, 2009

Little Bunny Spew Spew

(As soon as I thought of the title, I started cracking up.)

"Time to get out, kid."

"No!"

"Come on. We have to get ready and go in the blue car to meet Daddy at the restaurant."

"No! No blue car!"

"What if I sing 'Little Bunny Foo Foo'? Then will you get out?"

Sprite considers this from her place among the drowned Dwarfs as she continues slapping her hands at the bubbles. "Okay."

She raises her arms and allows me to pluck her from the tub and wrap her in a towel.

I carry her over to my bed where her clothes are laid out and start the drying process, sneaking a few passes at her head with the towel since she hates to have her hair dried. (I have no idea why. The kid just screams when I venture toward the tresses. I don't recall any towel trauma in her pre-preschool days..)

"Bunny Foo Foo!" she demands.

"Dressed first," I reply. She submits to my control, letting me shove her legs into shorts, something she abhors as of late. (Any other girly-girl parents out there? Seriously? A dress EVERY DAY?) Finally, she is ready and we have a few minutes before we have to go, so I can pay my end of the bargain.

"Bunny Foo Foo!"

"Okay," I say, "Bunny Foo Foo." Grabbing her hands, I let her find her balance as she stands up on my side of the bed. "Ready?"

She giggles in anticipation.

As I begin to sing, she jumps in place.

"Little Bunny Foo Foo, hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head."

She laughs out. "Goon! Goon!" Her feet continue to strike the mattress in quick succession.

"No, not yet. And the fairy said, Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head."

"You a goon!" She bounces higher.

"You have three chances- Sprite, how many is three?"

She pauses and holds up her left hand, trying to place her three middle fingers before calling in the assistance of her right hand to finalize the effort. "Three!"

"Good job! And if you mess up, I'm turning you into a GOON!"

"Goon!" she croons.

"Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest- Sprite?"

She's stopped jumping and stands there, still holding my hands, but swaying as bit as her face contorts.

"You okay?"

She swallows a few times and a greenish pallor comes over her complexion. Oh, crap. The kid is going to blow.

"Do you need to throw up?" I see her nod a bit and take action.

I don't even think about it as I lift her up slightly and move her over to John's side of the bed. There she stands, with me holding her still, her eyes adjusting to the obvious vertigo she's experiencing. She gulps one more time and then looks up at me, the pink returning to her cheeks.

"Goon! Again!" she crows, ready to jump.

Crisis averted, I ease her a little more gently through the rest of the song and we leave to meet John and our friends for dinner.

(Best part about it all? I completely owned up to John at dinner about the possible sacrifice his part of the bed would have made. And laughed. Hard.)

(Yes, you should feel bad for him.. But not too bad. We were meeting him after he and those friends were done watching the Transformers movie, a movie I had wanted to see...)

(Hee hee, the title STILL has me laughing! In fact, it's my favorite title ever! I shall keep it and feed it and name it George.)

(Yes, I'm easily amused.)

June 25, 2009

He let her steal the show.

We arrived at my parents' home with the cake and stowed it on the bottom shelf of the fridge.

Tonight, we would celebrate John's birthday, and something else. As we helped my parents set up the food and layout of the tables, the easy bantering led almost immediately to the belly I was finally beginning to sport.

"When do you find out?" my mother asked, the question repeated at least once a week since the beginning of the pregnancy.

I unwrapped some paper plates and stacked them at the end of the table. "In about 4 weeks. We have an ultrasound scheduled for the end of next month."

"I can't wait! I want a-"

"Girl," John and I replied as we finished the preparation. We knew. We had known what she and John's mother had been hoping for since we'd announced the pregnancy.

Guests began to arrive and I pulled John into my old bedroom for a quick hug.

"Are you sure you don't mind?"

"Mind what?"

"Sharing your day with her?"

He smiled at me. "Not only do I not mind, I'm looking forward to it."

I was still doubtful. "You DO know that all the attention will be on her, right? She'll steal the show."

"That's something I just need to get used to, isn't it?"

We walked out of the room and tried to forget about it while we greeted friends and relatives.

The night passed quickly, arms reaching out to congratulate John on his birthday, and hands reaching out to cop a feel of a baby who had only recently reached out to me and proved there was something more than gas bubbles playing in there.

Mom walked over and pointed out the time. "Should we do the cake?"

I nodded and looked for John. We caught eyes and I mouthed, "It's time."

He beamed, his own excitement building for the big reveal.

I found my sister and John's brother Ryan who were in on our plan and tipped them off. They ran to get ready.

Finally, I pulled the cake out of the fridge, the bakery box's plastic panel completely covered with paper so prying eyes couldn't see the surprise. Lee and Ryan stepped into position, their cameras trained on our two mothers. We wanted to preserve their reactions.

Everyone gathered around for the toast and I froze. Years of public speaking in front of thousands of strangers behind me and I couldn't even find my voice when faced with people we had known for years. Finally, I cleared my throat and stumbled my way through the speech I thought I would just wing.

I started the birthday boy's honoring, stealing some confidence from his assuring smile, stumbling over my words, at one point saying this would be his last birthday as a single man. Finally, John interjected and saved my butt.

"We had an ultrasound on Monday."

"You know what it is, don't you?" my aunt Roni accused.

Our reddened faces answered her question.

The group began to talk excitedly, my mother-in-law chanting the name she wanted to hear, the name we had promised to give a girl.

"The answer is on the cake," I announced.

People swelled forward as John and I tried to lift the box's lid and get out of harm's way.

As the collective screams filled the air, we caught eyes again.

Later, when the last of the guests left for home, we stood there with the remnants of the cake. Only "It's A" remained of our surprise. I stole a strawberry slice from the filling.

"So, how do you think it went?" I asked, reaching in for another piece.

John swiped his finger across the frosting letters. "Very well."

"At least we got to sing 'Happy Birthday' so it's still your day.."

"Seeing their faces? Best birthday present ever."

"And how does this birthday stack up?"

"Other birthdays will have to measure up to this one."

Unfortunately, I have not been able to even come close since then so I'm giving you my favorite birthday memory of John.

Happy birthday, babe. We'll celebrate you proper this weekend and even have a cake with YOUR name on it.

Love, Jen and "It's A"

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June 24, 2009

Surge

"Banana!" Sprite cried, going for her standard homecoming snack. I quickly peeled one, gave her half, and set the other half down on the counter so I could answer to the two whining dogs who were yelping from their crates to get relief from captivity and to relieve themselves in the grass outside.

Distant sounds of thunder rolled into hearing range and I looked toward the East. Gray, but not ugly. Satisfied that we would most likely not have to deal with a big lightning storm, I secured the leashes and left the dogs to roam for a bit in the backyard while I got Sprite and her quickly disappearing banana settled and started dinner.

"Do you want to watch Sesame Street-" CRACK!

The thunder sounded louder and more insistent. Sprite's eyes widened. "Do you hear it?"

"Yes, I hear it. It's thunder," I replied, heading back out to retrieve Harry and Blue, who had also heard it and didn't want to be anywhere near it. (Both dogs are afraid of thunder and frequently pant and vie for lap space when the thunder is fierce. During violent storms, they're a lot of fun.)

"Flounder?"

"No, honey, THUNDER."

"I wanna see Flounder."

"What?"

"Ariel," she pressed, "I see Ariel. Yes?"

"I watch Ariel again on the DDD." (I refuse to correct her on this. It's much more fun watching others try.)

"Um, sure." I grabbed the remote controls (because apparently, we need three to be able to toggle back and forth between cable and DVD and radio and cosmic messages from beyond, SERIOUSLY? This is why people shouldn't be surprised we lose remotes so quickly! If one were to be removed, it would probably take a week for us to notice it missing.) and started to prep the DVD (already in the player as this week's movie du jour) when the lights flickered. "Oh, no."

"Mommy? Turn on Ariel?"

"Hold on, Sprite. The power went out." The power surged back on, but something was amiss. I looked up at the pocket lights in the kitchen and they glowed dimly. If the electricity was back on, it was definitely phoning it in.

"Mommy, turn on Ariel." Sprite's voice became agitated with impatience.

I sighed, pressing on the remote to try getting her beloved sushi loving redhead (Now, here's a thought. Has anyone ever wondered if Sebastian or Flounder ever feared for their lives when Ariel got hungry? Just me? Never mind.) while worrying that the half-caffeinated power would not be enough to make dinner.

The lights flickered again, like the street's transformer was trying to make it up the hill of electricity, then went out completely as the transformer gave up.

Sprite and I stared at each other in the darkened house, the late afternoon light not strong enough to illuminate anything more than Sprite's consternation. "No! Don't turn off the light!" She ran over to the wall and flipped the kitchen switch. Nothing. "Mommy! Turn on the light."

"I can't, honey. The power is out."

"PLEASE?" This tacked on question usually got my approval for whatever request she lobbed my way, but I was powerless to help her. And the house was powerless too as she vainly flicked the switch up and down to bring back the voltage.

"Sprite, the power is out. We don't have any lights."

She marched back over to me. "Turn on Ariel."

"I can't." I emphasized the "can't" as if this would clue her in to the limits in my feeble powers.

Her temper surged. "I do it," she announced, and turned to the remotes where she started pressing buttons. "Ariel, come on," she commanded, looking back to the silent TV with every move.

I watched, not even close to controlling the fit of giggles that came up. Sprite, in her anger, glared at me and cried, "No! Get Ariel! I want Ariel!"

I didn't know what to do. I knew the problem. I understood she was upset. I just couldn't make her understand why I couldn't fix it.

Bending down, I picked up the dissolving child and tried once more. "Sprite, we had a power surge. We have no power. No power, no Ariel. I'm sorry. I can't make it better right now."

Her eyes filled with tears as if I was punishing her. "My Ariel?"

"Sorry, kid."

Her cries became louder and her eyes squeezed shut as the tantrum took over. And I hugged her tight and wished I could plug some of her frustrated energy directly into the wall so she could have every damn Princess she wanted at her viewing disposal.

"Do you want chicken nuggets?"

The tears streamed down her cheeks. "Ye-eh-eh-es..."

"Good, because I hear Daddy outside. We're going out to eat."

"Watch Ariel in blue car?"

"Yes, love. You can watch Ariel in the blue car."

As John's key slid into the door lock, her stormy face brightened and she wiped away the watery evidence. She bounced down from my arms and ran to see John, who was a little surprised to find us in the dark. "Daddy! I get chicken nuggets! I watch Ariel in the blue car!"

John looked up from her excitement. "Power out?"

"Yup."

He knew no power usually means a hellish night with toddler. I married a smart man.

"Let's go then."

June 21, 2009

Homecoming

He was home. His business trip was finally over.

I hung up with him as I turned into the airport's entrance.

"Okay, Sprite. Daddy's here. Wanna go get Daddy?"

I peeked at the rear view mirror and saw her staring dimly at the DVD player. It was late, too far past her bedtime, way too far past her logic's threshold. We were both running on fumes by now and  I had the feeling that I could have dangled the Princesses in front of her face and her reaction would have stayed the same.

Once we parked, the tired child immediately demanded a ride in my arms as we steered toward Baggage Claim.

I looked around, slowing my steps down, trying to peer through the throng of people  congregated around the only working carousel. "I wonder where Daddy is." Sprite's head stayed glued to my shoulder, not interested in my one-sided conversation.

Then she heard it. A whistle coming from about 100 feet ahead of us. She straightened and looked into my eyes. "Daddy?" Her voice sounded hopeful after a week of only seeing him through the computer camera.

The whistle sounded again. This time, I spotted him in the crowd.  Stopping, I put her down and pointed him out to her.

"Daddy!"

She had spotted him. Forgetting about the distance and the people she would have to navigate to get to him, she bolted.

He leaned down, his arms opening wide while I fumbled for my camera to try to capture the moment they made contact with each other. I didn't quite get what I wanted.

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I watched them embrace and heard her scream with excitement and him exclaim over her dress and her hair, compliments he knew she wanted to hear, the musical voice he knew she loved. He pulled a Belle doll out of his carry-on bag to present to her, but the doll played second fiddle to him. She was much more interested in him.

I walked over to the two of them lost in their greeting, one spilling over with words she didn't quite understand to fill him in on everything he had missed in her week, and the other studying her closely for any signs of change that may have possibly happened while he was away.

Reaching them, I stole a kiss for myself, happy that my partner was back, my co-pilot in parenthood. We secured his luggage and walked out of the airport quickly, as if that would expedite out return to normal, at least the normal we knew.

A few moments later, I realized they had stopped. I turned around and caught them still chatting and soaking up each other's essence. This time, my camera captured exactly what I wanted to see.

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Only he can make her smile like that. And only she can make him smile like that.

Happy Father's Day, John. Sprite and I love you very much.

And a happy Father's Day to everyone else out there too, especially if you can make your kids smile just by coming home.

June 18, 2009

Despite her enthusiasm, she's definitely not a fish.

I got a few comments here and there since Friday asking for an update on Sprite's swimming lessons. I thought I would add a quick snatch of how the lesson went in yesterday's RTT, but tangents got in the way and it became it's own long winded post, instead of a long winded paragraph. So, sorry. And you're welcome for sparing you from its wind on Tuesday.. (I care.)

Saturday was busy enough as it was. We began with a birthday party which we literally ate and ran from just to get to the YMCA's pool in time. Poor kid was asking for her share of the birthday cake along the way as I had been teasing her all week about how she would be able to sing "Happy Birthday" to someone other than "Friend" (which is usually what she fills the name in with when she has the song in her head) and get in on some sugar action, and then we cut her good times short by throwing her some cheetos and pushing her out of the park's pavilion before she could sing for her sweets. (We know, we're mean.) But any sour mood she sported from our refusal to let her have any fun (I know! We're mean! Consider the motion approved.) lifted when we pulled into the parking lot and the pool came into viewing (and smelling) distance. I carried her over and as soon as she saw the bobbing blue, the chattering began.

"I see the water! See the water? Do you SEE it? I swimming? Mommy!" she slapped her hands on my cheeks and turned me to face her full on. "I swimming, Mommy? Yes?"

"Yes, you're going swimming, Sprite." I put her down in the shady area where parents and children were starting to stake out territory for their towels and such. Not even a second after her feet hit the floor, she bee-lined for the water.

"Oh, no. Not yet." John grabbed her and parked her on the bench table so I could attack her with the SPF, which she objected to. (Yeah, cry now, kid. Are you going to be thanking me later when you are skin cancer and burn free? Of course not!) (So ungrateful..) While John and I took turns getting into our water attire, we both dealt with her repeated efforts to gain access to the agua.

Eventually, the roster was called and the teacher, Ms. Carol, had everyone in the parent/child group (age 6-36 months) join her in the pool. As we walked toward the steps, I noticed most of the other parents still huddled under the shade acting like we were getting ready for the final oral reports in high school Speech class and no one wanted to be called first. Screw that, I thought. I need to get there before Sprite tries to dive in herself. The fifteen or so toddlers waded in with their parents and the tears started. Some whimpered. Some cried. Only Sprite cried with joy, her screams echoing off the water as she looked all around her, excited for the experience of being submerged.

The lesson itself was very informal, just parents getting the kids used to the water, maybe introducing them to kicking, working on climbing onto the wall to escape the water, blowing bubbles, CPR lessons for the toddlers, an Algebra pop quiz, you know, the usual beginner's stuff.

John and I swapped out regularly as we led Sprite around the shallow end, noticing that she wasn't really interested in kicking, raised an eyebrow at our clownish looks when we tried to teach her the blowing bubbles, and seemed to think she had a handle on this whole swimming thing herself as she kept trying to escape my clutches in the middle of the pool.

"I swimming," she would cry, then push away from me. Her head would then disappear for a count before I could reach in and bring her to the surface, where, you know, the AIR was. She would sputter for a few seconds, wipe the water from her eyes, smile big, and try again. (Well, at least she's not a quitter.)

The teacher made her rounds and is probably regretting making a left toward us instead of a right for another couple and their 9 month old son, who doesn't quite talk yet.

"Look, Sprite, it's Ms. Carol," I began, thinking it would be a good idea to directly introduce Sprite to her teacher who may or may not be ultimately responsible for traumatic chlorine swallows in her near future. (And I was totally prepared to point fingers when the blame game began.) I barely closed my mouth when Sprite launched herself right out of my arms and into her teacher's.

"Hi, Carol! I swimming! This is my mommy! My daddy," she shouted, pointing toward John, "and I have Tinker Bell!" Her hands slapped her chest in an effort to get the Tinker Bell picture emblazoned on her swimsuit into the conversation. "Carol, are you blue?"

Ms. Carol (poor Ms. Carol) looked at us for a second with a blank smile on her face. "How old is she?"

"Two and a half," I replied, smiling in the hopes that she would find Sprite's verbal assault cute.

"And why is she asking if I'm blue?"

"It's the color you have on. She just forgets to add 'wearing'."

Ms. Carol nodded and beamed at Sprite. "We're gonna be good friends this summer, aren't we?"

Ms. Carol, you have no idea.

The overwhelmed teacher took her for a few moves and complimented Sprite's willingness to climb out of the water and jump back in. She offered us some pointers on helping Sprite learn to kick, cuz, you know, that's important to swimming survival and stuff, and blow bubbles. "Just let her blow bubbles in the bathtub. (Um, Carol, do you know that we've been trying to stop her from swallowing bath water for a while now? And now we are to encourage it? Forget Sprite being confused. My hand is raised.)

Ms. Carol tried to pass Sprite back to me, ending our turn with her, but Sprite would have none of it, and all of Ms. Carol. She clung to the woman and cried, "No! I want Carol!"

"Honey," I coaxed, "MS. Carol needs to help other kids. She'll come back later." I finally disentangled Sprite from the instructor who swam away. "Let's work on climbing out, okay?" I waded over to the wall and released Sprite who grabbed for the ledge.

She no sooner lifted her tushy to rest on the step when she started shouting, "Carol! Hey, Carol! Come here, Carol!"

John intervened. "Sprite, she's busy. Here! Come jump into Daddy's arms!"

Sprite didn't acknowledge him as she continued calling out for her new friend. "Carol! Carol! GET BACK HERE, CAROL!"

"Sprite, use your indoor voice." (Yes, I know we were outside. Trust me, I felt stupid saying it, but was pulling at strings to get her voice lowered. And the acoustics on the water's surface? Gives the term "voices carry" a whole new meaning.)

The rest of the lesson sped by with us alternately playing spotter to Sprite in the water and keeping Carol out of harm's (Sprite's) way.

Finally, we noticed the shady area becoming very crowded and realized we were alone in the pool. Sprite tried to stretch out on the ledge despite our requests to leave.

"Go way, Sprite sleeping. Come back later." She turned her head away from me as she tried to lay down on her tummy in the inch of water on the step.

The teacher made her way over. "Hey there, Sprite! It's time to go! Don't you want to go?"

Sprite looked up at Ms. Carol and smiled. "I sleeping."

"Well, that's not very comfortable on that concrete. Why don't you let Mom and Dad get you dry and warm? We'll see you back here next week, okay?"

Sprite slowly released her grip on the aquatic dream and let us reel her in.

As we walked back over to the tables for our things, Carol came over and softly said, "She's going to be one of my more memorable students this summer, huh?"

Sprite lifted her head off my shoulder and grinned that toddler watt smile.

Ms. Carol, you have no idea...

June 17, 2009

And the battle wages on..

"Hey."

"Hi?"

"I just left the gym and I'm on the way to Publix."

"You need to hurry."

"What's wrong?"

"She's refusing to wear anything. No diaper, no underwear, she's bare assed."

"Huh? Why?"

"She heard you were getting Pull Ups and she's holding out."

"You mean she-"

"Yup, she's a walking ticking tinkle-bomb."

"Like a pee-pee protest."

"Glad you find this funny. You're not the one home with her."

"And she hasn't pooped today either."

"Oh, great, something else to watch for."

"Yup, for the next half hour, instead of deciding between Blue and Harry for a culprit, you need to include Sprite too."

"Just get the damn Pull Ups and get home. I don't know how long I can keep- Sprite, get off the couch!"

"I'm going as fast as I can."

I may just take the long way home. Maybe John needs to sweat a little..

June 06, 2009

Saturday, I've been waiting an entire week for you.

"Hey, Sprite! Daddy's coming home tonight!"

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Trust me, kid. On the inside, I'm dancing my heart out too.

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We can't wait to see you tonight, John. We'll be the ones dancing near Baggage Claim.

You may have to claim us too..

Um, do I still get the day off tomorrow???

June 04, 2009

A match made in Concourse C

"I'm going to miss you both."

"I know. We'll miss you. And I'll show Sprite your video every time she asks."

"It'll be Saturday before you know it... Why are you staring at my nose?"

"You have a little something."

"Where?"

"Left nostril... Other left nostril."

"..... How's that?"

"Gone."

"Okay."

"Hey, be glad I caught it. I don't think the security checkpoint guys would be as nice about it. They would want you to pass it under the x-ray machine or something."

"Thanks, Jen."

"You're welcome."

"Ugh, two flights ahead of me. I should buy a travel pillow."

"You stuffed your regular pillow into the carry-on. You don't need a travel pillow, you're going to be getting off the plane as quickly as you get on both times. Besides, the prices here are ridiculous. If you really need the pillow, just pull it out of your bag."

"Yeah, but-"

"What are you doing?"

"Just hold still... there."

"John?"

"What?"

"Was there something there or were you just reacting to me calling out your booger?"

"No, you had a small something there. I just got it for you."

"You picked my nose."

"...Yeah, I did. So?"

"Wow, that's love."

"You gonna miss me?"

"Yup. About as much as I'm gonna miss that booger you just took."

Seriously, is it Saturday yet?

June 03, 2009

I want my Mommy.

The other shoe has dropped. (John's trip being the first foot in need of a Dr. Shull's.)

When we heard about John's upcoming (read: now) trip, I pulled an Ace out of my sleeve to keep my life semi-normal. I dangled the grandchild card in front of my mother and she took the bait, offering a week of services ranging from plain ole' house sitting to child distraction to company to another body to make the house a little more full to detract possible intruders who would somehow KNOW there was another body in the house and decide to pick on the house two blocks over. (This is the way my mind works. Scientists are looking into it..)

She and her arsenal of quilting crap rode into town late last week and all was good. John left, Dad came and left, and the toddler turned to Baba for everything, somehow realizing that even though I make the rules, I call Baba "Mom", and since I call someone else "Mom", I am no longer the  "Mom" Sprite thought I am, therefore my throne has been usurped in Sprite's eyes, and Baba is now Supreme Ruler. She's WRONG of course, but two year olds tend to skip steps when it comes to logic (kind of like men when reading instruction manuals), so we'll let it slide for now. But still! All was good!

Then the call came. (In the middle of us watching Harry Potter, no less. So rude.)

An issue had arisen, not one I can speak of since it's not my business to speak of it, you hear? Or not? (Everyone's fine. I'm not even fully aware of it myself, but everyone is fine. And that's all I know about that.) Anyway, my mom was needed back on the East side of the world that is Florida, and she asked me if it was alright if she left, even though her plan was to stay on through Sunday morning.

"If you have to go, go," I answered. "We're okay here. We love having you, but if you're needed, then you should go."

Crap. She believed me. I was hoping she would call my bluff and see how much I wanted her to stay.

Mom left yesterday morning and I texted John to tell him the news. He wrote back that he will gladly take the child off my hands for all of Sunday when he's back safe and sound. (Especially since once Sprite realizes it's just me and her, she will turn the dogs into her little minions and stage a coup on my sanity. And you know what? I think she'll win.) He had offered this little prize on Sunday morning when I drove him to the airport, but I laughed it off since Hello! My mom will be here! This is gonna be a cake walk! I have since had my lawyer draft a contract insuring John's agreement to take over toddler watch on Sunday and am waiting for the fax from John and his notary.

This post may come off as a little (a lot? My judgment is skewed.) whiny, but I am only in the "breaking the ice" stage of my pity party so allow me a few vents. (Plus, it's my blog. I'll whine if I want to.) (Sorry for the subconscious song download into your frontal lobe.. I should go back and delete that last tangent.) (Nah.) As much as I love my independence, a trait Sprite surely inherited from me, I have also realized that sometimes it's just NICE to be able to depend on my mom. It's nice to be able to "tag out" when I need a breather. And it's sobering to realize what a cake walk my life has been so far.

I always take John's presence for granted in the fact that I can bitch and whine about him putting the kid to bed since "it's been a day" and sometimes, when John sees a certain look on my face predicting the ensuing night will not be a fun one, he even offers it just to give me a break. Do you know how lucky, truly LUCKY I am to have this kind of teamwork in my home?

So when he has to leave town on business, do I take on the extra responsibility without complaint? No, I call my mommy. And I was getting away with it too. But, she's needed back at home. She's wanted here, but not needed, truth be told.

After my mom called me from the road on her way home and I realized Sprite and I would not have our favorite Mom there when we arrived home, I suddenly became very tired as I pictured a long night and an even longer bedtime as Sprite ran rampant over my inert body splayed across her hopscotch rug. I also imagined I was about twenty pounds lighter, so the daydream wasn't ALL bad.

Once home though, things weren't bad at all. The dogs were walked, the toddler was bribed with M&M's to eat one stupid piece of ground turkey fed, got a dunk in the tub, and even had a video conversation with John on the computer, before she asked for endless stories got one book and tucked in. The night ran long, but we survived! And we will survive tonight, maybe even tomorrow. And Friday night? I am going to stick a DVD on repeat play and hope she stays still while I crash somewhere nearby, maybe even on the hopscotch rug, which seemed pretty comfortable in my daydream may even have a sleep over with her!

Basically, we will get through this. I will man up and parent my kid like so many single parents do out there without the option of giving themselves a time out. I honestly respect the hell out of my sister who does it day in and day out with my nephew.

So no more complaints! I'm going to be a manmom and suck it up until Saturday night when I arrive at the airport with a bathed and nightgown-ed toddler in my arms ( I swore I would never take my kid out in public while dressed in pajamas, but this vow was made before I found out that Sprite has a penchant for her sleepwear. I'm willing to be "that mom" for a couple of minutes and may even go the extra mile and let Sprite ride the baggage claim belt for a few. Only if she's good, of course..), and when I see John come up the concourse with a big smile on his face and his arms opening wide, I will shove said toddler into his waiting arms and excuse myself for a stiff one welcome my missed and under-appreciated husband home with a big kiss and THEN shove the kid into his arms and buy myself a drink.

Now, I'm asking all of you. To the married's whose spouses sometimes skip town for a few, what do you do to  make things easier on you and the kid? To the singles who I am raising my glass to, how do you keep it together the way you do? I have until Saturday evening and I don't want to resort to counting down minutes. (The hours have already been calculated.)

Is it Saturday yet?

May 31, 2009

A Little Reminder

My John,

While you're in Texas, don't forget to call when you can, get as much sleep as possible, eat right, study hard, and stay safe.

Saturday cannot come soon enough.

Love, Jen and Sprite

PS- In case you get too comfortable with the quiet, here's a little reminder to bring you back to us:

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