"I can't stand those type of people that have to have an issue with anything you do or say. You say 'the box is brown'. They say 'it's not brown ENOUGH.' I like your theory, John. Tell them 'it's pink. It's effin' pink.' "
"Mommy, what's 'effin'?"
"Nothing! My bad! Don't repeat that."
"Nice, Jen. Mother of the year."
"...And does that honor come with a gift certificate or is it more of an empty title?"
I'm sorry, but until your child bursts into anguished tears and tells you they'll never be able to trust you again because you just told them the truth about Santa Claus, you cannot have my Mother Of The Year title.
Posted by: Jan's Sushi Bar | January 12, 2013 at 07:53 AM
Ha ha, I'm sorry but that's too funny.
Posted by: Alaina | January 14, 2013 at 08:41 AM
AHAHAHAHAHA! That's actually funny - just wait until she gets to Princess Nagger's age and starts playing Minecraft and watching Minecraft videos endlessly - and the videos about Minecraft videos... you'll be taken aback when she's reenacting said videos verbatim, including the exclamation "What the hell?" I think we'll need to wrestle for that Mother Of The Year title from Jan's grip. ;)
Posted by: Stacy Uncorked | January 22, 2013 at 08:38 AM