Was that a rhetorical question?
Don't answer that.
I have not found one cringe-worthy post among you!
So, turning the pointing finger around and over to me, I decided to look deeper into my archives, month by month, until I found the one post I was most anxious to pull the "Kill Switch" on.
This one I didn't even recall until I clicked on the title. Once I read the content, I remembered my intention when I wrote it and how it was completely off the mark of how it played out.
I INTENDED to make fun of myself line by line. It PLAYED OUT that people were then under the impression that I needed some more time with the psychiatrist. (Although they should have been making that judgement call looong before November of last year.)
The best thing about this post was the comments.
The Weirdest Post Topic Ever (Originally Posted November 18, 2008)
I had this dream last night. (That's not weird.)
In this dream, I had a fright. (Now we're listening..)
Someone had turned off the light. (Um, do you know you're rhyming?)
And with the light, turned off my sight. (You've lost us.)
My sight would work a certain way. (O-kay.)
Just one way, night or day. (We got that from the previous sentence.)
Turning on the light would make me okay. (What the hell are you getting at already?)
Lights off would make my sight go away. (Have you considered help?)
And that was the subject of this dream. (Right. The dream where you depend on a light switch to see.)
The only subject it would seem. (Got nothing else, huh?)
It didn't involve a football team. (Hey! Now you're just adding words that rhyme!)
Nor a good soak or steam. (Seriously, you should see someone for this.)
My dream ended peacefully. (Unlike this post?)
I awoke back to reality. (Hm, ly, ty. Fine. They're close enough. We'll give you that one.)
When I blinked, I could see. (That's what typically happens, Sparky.)
And the dream faded away from me. (You know people will look at you weird when you post this. Kind of like I am right now..)
Sorry, but no one did what was asked! I asked for a bad post and all I got was good ones written by Spinners who were just a little hard on themselves! See for yourself!
JHS over at Colloquium -Not a "worst" one! A late "favorite"!
JHS over at Colloquium -Another late favorite!
Joanie over at Joanie's Random Ramblings -Updated today! Fresh Spin!
Andrea over at Gathering Dust -Updated today! Fresh Spin!
Next week's Spin Cycle Assignment: Favorite Books (or even not so favorite books)