"I want you."
"..mmm.. Sleeping."
"Honey, I want you."
"What time is it?"
"Time to want you."
"...Oh, John. It's almost eight. Don't we need to be up in-"
"Five minutes."
"You have the worst timing."
"Come on."
"Sprite could walk in at any moment."
"We'll lock the door."
"How are we going to explain it to my parents?"
"They'll understand."
"In their HOUSE?"
"They'll be happy to watch the kid while we-"
"Your reasoning is a little skewed."
"-make them another grandkid."
"Yeah, that'll fly. 'Mom? Dad? Can you keep an eye on Sprite while we go have sex? By the way, do you have a preference for the next grandkid? We're taking requests.' "
"Ha! That's funny!"
"You do know I'm going to write about this, right?"
"Will that help seal the deal?"
"Nice try, Romeo."
"Pfft."
"So, we're now trying?"
"Will that help seal the deal?"
"Oh, get up already!"
"How about getting it-"
"And shut up too."
hee hee. I have so totally been there. Like every. single. day.
Fingers crossed on the trying!
Posted by: Rachel | July 09, 2009 at 04:44 AM
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!
Watch out Dooce.
If you're going to do TMI, you better do it right. You nailed it. Thanks.
Posted by: betsy | July 09, 2009 at 05:03 AM
I could have written this. Well, without the making a baby part. We've got double indemnity, and have both been fixed.
Thank gawd.
Posted by: Jan | July 09, 2009 at 05:27 AM
Wooooooooooooooo Hooooo! Five minutes is plenty of time to get that out of the way and get some coffee in too. Hardy har har.
Yay for trying for kid #2!!! Want me to come watch Sprite for the day so you can uhm, family plan? ;)
Posted by: Casey | July 09, 2009 at 07:21 AM
You guys are so cute.
Trying or not, go for it.
Here's the link to my driving Spin. Thanks!
http://www.islandroar.com/2009/07/spin-cycle-driving.html
Posted by: Maureen at IslandRoar | July 09, 2009 at 07:31 AM
You should have taken him up on it. (so to speak, HA!)
Posted by: Michele | July 09, 2009 at 07:55 AM
Ha! Another little singing monster! =0)
Posted by: GiGi @ Incrementum | July 09, 2009 at 08:59 AM
so, you're trying?
Posted by: jenni | July 09, 2009 at 09:00 AM
It's not TMI if it's funny, which it is
Posted by: Maureen | July 09, 2009 at 09:35 AM
You should have told him you've got your period. That always seems to work for me.
Posted by: Sam | July 09, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Reading this I felt like you were peeking in our window last night..lol Awww are you trying for #2 (kid not poop..lol)? Sprite would probably love a sibling. Meg goes on about it all the time. Come to think of it she's really good at the guilt.
Posted by: kirsty | July 09, 2009 at 10:25 AM
5 minutes and a few good swimmers is all you need!!!!
Posted by: Becca | July 09, 2009 at 10:31 AM
What is it about being you a "parent's" house?
Posted by: Kyooty | July 09, 2009 at 11:44 AM
This is hilarious. Bravo!
Posted by: Pseudo | July 09, 2009 at 11:44 AM
I would have been game...not the baby thing...but the messing around..being sneaky is fun...
Posted by: Cristin | July 09, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Yayyayyayyayyayyay!!!
The sexytime talk... oh, that's a familiar conversation. But YAY for trying! Sprite v2.0 here we go!
Posted by: bessie.viola | July 09, 2009 at 12:25 PM
Hilariously familiar (as in like this morning)! Congrats on trying, the guys love the trying. It's the aftermath that they are dubious about.
Posted by: Jamie | July 09, 2009 at 12:43 PM
I....uh...I uh....Don't know what to say.
Except this does sound a bit familiar.
So...when is No. 2 on the way then? *wink*
Posted by: Lisa (Jonnysmommy) | July 09, 2009 at 01:07 PM
LOL, haven't we all been in that boat?
Posted by: Laufa | July 09, 2009 at 01:25 PM
Ha!
Soooo... guess that means you are trying? ;)
Posted by: Robin | July 09, 2009 at 05:26 PM
Awesome. My hubby has terrible timing too, so I feel your pain. congrats on trying for # 2!
Posted by: Petra aka The Wise (Young) Mommy | July 09, 2009 at 05:39 PM
My in-laws would be ecstatic to watch their grand kids for a cause like that.
I spun:
http://desertspor.blogspot.com/2009/07/spin-cycle-road-tripping.html
Posted by: Arwen | July 09, 2009 at 06:30 PM
I'm so babysitting for you!
Posted by: Deb | July 09, 2009 at 08:11 PM
Yay for trying! Er, for completing. You know what I mean.
Posted by: Keely | July 09, 2009 at 08:23 PM
yes- the title of this post is really what drew me to it. but i thought i was in for some poop post or maybe something about your period or boobs. this was not what i was expecting. i admire your boldness mrs. keeper. you rock! and so does the van!!!! woooooooooooo! (that was sitcom woooooo)
Posted by: bex | July 09, 2009 at 10:33 PM