This gift keeps on giving.

It's my dad's birthday today.

I wanted to get him a gift, but there's only so many "Best Buy" cards to be had.

I wanted to get him a card, but Sprite created a paper trail from the stationary aisle to the deli and got us kicked out of the store before I could pay.

I wanted to call him to sing my birthday greetings, but my voice is sore.

So I went one better, I brought him the only thing that could give him something better than any gift cards, Hallmark cards, or warbled birthday tunes.

She gives hugs and kisses.

(Her return policy is a little warped, but totally worth it.)

Happy birthday, Dad. We love you.