Static Cling

Hi there! How are you?

I'm sorry? What do you mean, there's something on my leg? Well, I... oh, THAT! Yes, that's been there for so long, I'm just used to it by now.

How long? Oh, the last week or so. It comes off every now and again to eat and clean off, and then, THWMP, right back to where it was.

Does it speak? Why, yes, it speaks. It actually has quite the vocabulary when it's in the mind to talk, but mostly, it's just there, wrapped around my leg. It is a little cumbersome to walk though...

Having it removed? Well, I'm not sure. I spoke to the doctor who told me this would be temporary and it would detatch on it's own when it's ready.

What about John? Yes, he has this problem as well. You see, it's more attracted to him than me right now. It even named him "Daddy" and that call is followed by the physical suction to John's leg. Sometimes, it will climb "up" to John's arms and remain there until it falls asleep or is lured away by food. It's quite interesting to watch, really.

Thank you, it is cute, isn't it? See? You made it smile. ...Um, I don't think touching it would be a good idea. It may bite. Just looking out for you there.

How much longer? Oh, about 17 years or so. At least, that's what the doctor says.

Yes, I agree. We definitely have a lot of paitence.

Be glad there's only one? Funny you should say that, I was just telling John a couple of nights ago when it was attached to him that I wouldn't mind there being another one attached to me. He just shook his head at me.

Am I crazy? Well, I - You have to go? So soon? Oh, o-o-okay. Have a good afternoon!

Comments

[Baba]

17 if your lucky. I love reading about her she is so much like.......... No I willlll....try.....to ..........be good...........? Hey me be good.....NO!

[Becca]

17 years longer? Yeah, I would like to see that growth still there in 17 years! HAHAHAHA

[Kirsten]

Very cute! BTW, congratulations on the lotto! You must of won because I sure didn't. :o(