Scandalous
Headline: Scandal in Sprite's World!
According to a published report by the Truth Twister, her Spriteness herself was photographed ingesting a certain beverage known for loosening lips and inciting irrational behavior!
While the photos are grainy and a bit dodgy, they no doubt confirm the accusatory reports.
According to several sources, Sprite was seen at a local restaurant clutching her sippy cup and taking repeated gulps off the container and a paparazzi inside managed to capture the golden shot of Sprite actually drinking!
After drinking from her sippy cup, Sprite was seen belching her numbers to the amused and raucous audience at her table who supplied her with the alleged beverage.
Sprite then caught sight of the camera and the photographer was escorted from the restaurant.
Repeated attempts were made to contact Sprite's publicist who, at press time, did not respond.
Could this spell trouble in Sprite's World? Sources close to Sprite have been murmuring about her difficulty in coming to terms with a new female cousin about to be born into the family. While she has been publicly proclaiming her approval of the new princess, her private demeanor has become more volatile. A source named only as "Airee" told our reporter that Sprite is also dealing with dismal sales of her memoir, "A Day In My Diaper". "Airee" also shared that she's been hitting the "juice" on a daily basis and her mood swings have been more pronounced.
Photographers were later able to capture this shot of the allegedly inebriated Sprite (See the fresh sippy cup as evidence) taking on the paparazzi herself.
Her uncle then escorted her away from the flashes of the press as she was heard shouting, "Go Way!" and "Mine!"
Stay tuned for further details...
Tell Sprite not to worry now she will be Queen Bee.... A new role for her to play.
Posted by: Baba | June 21, 2008 at 10:28 AM
These famous tots next thing you know she'll be poppin' cheerios out in public and wearing underoos too. LOL However, she has a knack for doing it cutely (is that a word?). Just don't teach her to say "That's Hot!".
Posted by: Kirsten | June 21, 2008 at 02:00 PM
Hilarious. Love the bit about the memoir not selling.
Posted by: Betsy | June 22, 2008 at 05:34 AM
I don't know how I missed this.
Very cute post. It got past me somehow. Love it!
Posted by: Lisa | June 23, 2008 at 03:57 PM
How does Sprite manage to look so good in all her outfits? Her hair so toddlery, yet so coifed? Suri and Shiloh can kiss Sprite's ass.
Posted by: andrea frazer | June 23, 2008 at 10:29 PM
Andrea, you are my new girl crush!
I love her hair too, but trying to tame it means I have to tame her first. (Not gonna happen.)
Posted by: Sprite's Keeper | June 24, 2008 at 07:20 AM