Once Upon A Sprite

Sprite: Okay, Airee and Blue. I'm going to read you a story. You have to stay there.

Blue: Right here?

Airee: Whatever.

Sprite: Once upon a time, there was a princess.

Blue: Was it a real princess?

Airee: Or one of those Disney princesses who had to marry their way into the title?

 

Sprite: ...It doesn't say, but that doesn't matter. Anyway, once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a castle surrounded by lots of tall magical trees.

Blue: What kind of tall trees?

Sprite: I don't know. They were tall magical trees. That's all it says.

Airee: Yes, but some tall trees are more magical than others, like the dogwood tree.

Blue: Hm, you bring a good point to the table.

Sprite: ANYWAY, she lived in-

Airee: You know, while the dogwood has its merits, you can't take credit away from the birch which -

Sprite: Excuse me! I am trying to read you a story and I can't seem to get more than 2 sentences in before you interrupt me!

Blue: Sorry. Go on.

Airee: (Yawn.)

Sprite: Onceuponatimetherewasaprincesswholivedinacastlesurroundedbylotsofmagicaltrees and the princess was very lonely for she had very long hair and a witch had locked her inside the castle with a magic spell-

Airee: HEARD IT.

Blue: Kid, that story is older than Repunzel.

Sprite: Fine. Be that way. I have another story I think you'll want to hear.

Airee: Go for it, kid.

Sprite: Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Sprite who had all the dog treats in the house and she threw away every dog treat except one. This one.

Blue: Touche.

Airee: You have our attention..

Comments

[Isabelle]

HILARIOUS!

[Aunt Sue]

Great Story- Want to know how the rest of it goes? When will it be out, and does family get a discount??