Sprite: I want to go see the monkeys.
Abigail: Our parents said they weren't going to that part of the park.
Sprite: That doesn't mean we have to miss the monkeys, if you know what I mean.
Abigail: Go off on our own? When?
Sprite: Maybe now while they're watching the tigers?
Abigail: Um, Sprite? The, uh, camera is pointed at us. Look innocent.
Sprite: Oh, drat....um, "Cookie?"
Abigail: "Hi!"
Abigail: Okay, so I got free. How do we get you out of this thing now?
Sprite: Just give me five minutes. I'll give them a diaper and they'll do it for us.
Abigail: Do you think that will work?
Sprite: Wait.... Oh, yeah. In fact, I only need 2 minutes. This will be fast.
Abigail: Sprite? Where are you? I found a path!
Sprite: Right behind you. Just needed a little refreshment from that diaper.
Abigail: This looks promising. Sprite, we just need directions to make sure we don't get lost while trying to find the monkeys.
Sprite: Um, Abby? We have a problem.
Abigail: What's that?
Sprite: Neither one of us can READ!
Abigail: This is gonna take longer than I thought.
Abigail: Okay, I just found out from a five year old that the monkeys are closer than we figured.. Sprite?..Sprite?
Sprite: Cool... dinosaurs and princesses...
Abigail: Sprite!
Sprite: Uh huh....coming...
Abigail: All right, this isn't working and I'm getting cranky. We'll regroup after nap.
Abigail: Zzzzzzzzzz........
Sprite: Zzzzzzzz-(snuffle) (snort) ....Zzzzz..
Abigail: You know, it's getting late, I'm getting hungry, I think we should just call it a day.
Sprite: Yeah, who needs monkeys when you have this cool giraffe?
Abigail: Mine.
Sprite: I'll give it back.
Abigail: My mama reads your blog. I know how you are.
Sprite: Wow, my site precedes me..

I am crying, I am laughing so hard. That is perfect! Thank you for the morning smile!
Posted by: Becca | June 09, 2008 at 08:37 AM
I just hope the kids forgive us in therapy someday.
Posted by: Sprite's Keeper | June 09, 2008 at 09:15 AM
I love the photo stories...so cute and funny. The one with the puppy was very funny too!
This would be a similar scene with Jonathan and his youngest cousin. Those two are just too smart for their own good! Sprite is such a cutie too!
Posted by: Lisa | June 09, 2008 at 10:29 AM