Ugh, I hate email forwards. Hate them, hate them, hate them. I got ANOTHER forward of a list in which you have to answer the questions. Hopefully, this will dissuade certain people (yes, you, you know who you are...hang your head in shame....and keep reading! Love ya.) from sending me more forwards. I'm letting Sprite take this one. Enjoy.
1. Do you like blue cheese?
Cheese can be blue? I must see this blue cheese. Bring it to me...
2. What do you think of hot dogs?
They should know better than to stay outside when it's warm. We have air conditioning, you know..
3. Favorite Christmas movie?
Movies do not give me presents, therefore I do not have a favorite.
4. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Milk, duh!
5. Can you do push ups?
Push ups? What are those? Well, Mommy and Daddy say I can do anything, so I guess that would apply to these push ups you speak of. So, yes.
6. What is your favorite hobby?
Making Airee and Blue do my bidding.
7. Do you have A.D.D.?
Yes, I have A Doting Daddy, how did you know?
8. What's one trait you hate about yourself?
Not one thing. Everyone says everything I do is cute, so there's your proof!
9. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
Mine, Mine, Elmo (not in that order, no, wait, the order is fine)
10. Current worry?
I'm a toddler! I only worry if the batteries in my Aquarium don't work!
11. Favorite place to be?
Wherever Mommy and Daddy are so I can keep an eye on them.
12. How did you bring in the New Year?
Is this a riddle? Like why is a raisin like a writing desk? Has ANYONE figured that one out?
13. Where would you like to go?
Sesame Street. Can you tell me how to get there?
14. Do you own slippers?
Helloo, my name is not Cinderella!
15. What shirt are you wearing?
I'm wearing a dress today. You sure don't know much, do you?
16. Favorite color?
Green. It's the only color I can say right now, so it wins by default.
17. Would you be a pirate?
Pirate? Does that have to do with pie? I like pie. Apple and banana pie. Oh, and strawberry pie! I want pie!
18. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing. I make Mommy and Daddy sing, like they think if they just keep singing the ABC's to me, I'll sing it back....the fools.
19. What's in your pocket right now?
Instructions on taking over the world in 10 days and instructions on how to play nice and share. Guess which one I'm reading?
20. Last thing that made you laugh?
Mommy hitting her head on the cabinet and saying some funny words.
21. Worst injury you ever had?
What's worse, a boo-boo, ouchie, or owie? I've had a couple of each.
22. Do you love where you live?
Free drinks whenever I want, free room service, cookies on demand, diaper changes at my disposal, Elmo on demand, what's not to love?
23. How many TVs do you have in your house?
You mean the box with the buttons on the bottom which sometimes shows Elmo? If you mean that, we have that. If you're asking how many, um, I can't count yet!
24. Who is your loudest friend?
No one is louder than me. And whatever Mommy says, that IS something to be proud of!
25. How many dogs do you have?
Again with the counting! I have a Airee and a Blue. How many is that?
26. Does anyone have a crush on you?
You do, obviously. You keep asking me questions!
27. Favorite candy?
Candy? What is this candy? Have Mommy and Daddy kept something from me?
28. What is your favorite book?
If I can step on it and still turn the page, it's a favorite. Otherwise, I really like "Bunny and Me". The way the tone captured the two friends at a crossroads in life really spoke to me. Oh, yeah, and the bunny had a fuzzy tail. I laughed. I cried. I chewed the pages. Very well-rounded.
29. Favorite sports team?
Mommy likes the Patriots. Daddy likes the Dolphins. I like the Lions because they go "Roar!"
30. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Why? Who were you talking to? WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!
I am so done with this. No wonder Mommy doesn't like these things. I can definitely go for some pie right now though..
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