"I can't stand those type of people that have to have an issue with anything you do or say. You say 'the box is brown'. They say 'it's not brown ENOUGH.' I like your theory, John. Tell them 'it's pink. It's effin' pink.' "
"Mommy, what's 'effin'?"
"Nothing! My bad! Don't repeat that."
"Nice, Jen. Mother of the year."
"...And does that honor come with a gift certificate or is it more of an empty title?"